The Jury vs. Nadya Suleman (bka Octapu$$Y Lady)

The devil is alive well - working overtime, even in the time of the recession. I'm sick & tired of hearing about this crazy broad so I'll just say what I have to say and leave it alone. How can the doctor still have his license? How can this nut bucket cum recepticle even hold her head high bringing all these children that she can't even afford?!? The nerve. Stop the madness!! I say they rip out her plumbing so that she can't go sneaking around having puppy litters anymore. Yay or nay?!?

JURY DUTY: Fiercest Diva of the Year Award

Goes to NONE OTHER than Andre J! HowYOUdoin?!? Somebody hand me my glowsticks because since the first day shim graced my presence - my life hasn't been the same! I only strive to be as fierce & graceful as shim. Diva Status, chyle! Plus, he/she's a Newark, NJ native which only makes shim even more fierce in my book. Werk, it! Werk it, Andre J!! You'll always be my #1.

JURY DUTY: Donkey of the Year Award

Goes to... Plaxico Burress! He hit donkey status after the shooting hisself in the club. (see previous post) Just the other day, police raided his house and found MORE guns and MORE evidence. How stupid can you be? You had all the time in the world to make moves and you sat still like a duck. For all this he gets THE 2008 Donkey Award. Shout out to last years winner, The Stupid Liquor Store Robber. Pour out a little liquor. You'll be forever in our memories.

The JURY vs. Plaxico Burress

Sometimes people do something so blaightenly donkified that you just know they wish they had magic dust to make their dumbass disappear. Ever since this season started, Plax has been in rare form. He has gotten fined, suspended, and his ass didn't start due to his T.O. cunty-esque behavior. Shooting hisself in the leg had to be the dumbest shit yet. Not only did the news upset me, but this picture to the left, Christmas Story references and all, killed my soul. "You'll shoot your thigh out!" Bittersweet poetry...

JURY DUTY vs. OJ SIMPSON (literally)

Karma is a bitch. Crazy, no? Thirteen days to the year of his aquittal. Damn, OJ. But I'm saying though, he got away with murder. I'm not saying that he actually did it. Maybe he hired someone to do it. Maybe he was even there during the murder. But why couldn't he just sit his ass somewhere and stay out of trouble??? Personally, I think OJ is a dumbass and it just goes to show you... karma will always come back to get you. Even if you get away with murder.

JURY DUTY vs. The Perverbial "Closet"

Did Clay Aiken really need to come out that he's gay? The only thing that wasn't screaming gay on Clay is that he wasn't walking around with cum stains on his face. But I'm happy that he can be free. I wonder how big this closet is and exactly how many people are inside of it! lol! But in all actually, some of my good friends are homosexual... and if they like it, I love it! A person shouldn't be judged on their sexual orientation. Wake up! I thought this was America people!?

P.S. Did you see my Giants last week?! I think they underestimated the sorry ass Bengals, but at least we still won!

Jury Duty: Monday Night Football

Did you see the game last night? Good game! Cowgirls vs. Eagles
-Is the Eagles DeSean Jackson not the biggest jackass ever for his pre-endzone celebration?
((Apparently, this isn't the first time he's done that stupid shit! lol! In 2005 during his high school all-star game he made an ass out of hisself in a similar way!))
-This weeks schedule

Jury Duty vs. YouTube and Media

My Aunt Barbara called me the other day and said my little cousin just go sentenced to two years. Hopefully he doesn't run into Fleece Johnson b.k.a "The Mythical Booty Warrior."



Lawd, gimme a sign! The devil just stole my soul...