JURY DUTY vs. THE GUBB-MENT... again

So have you heard?!? The minium wage has been raised from $5.15 to $7 and some change. Now people who bust their asses doing hard labor all day for can buy three gumballs instead of one! No more using your quarters for washing to catch the train. I wish I could buy stock in spinner hubcaps because I just know that those shits are going to fly off the shelves like Tickle Me Elmo's! [I hate to stereotype, Poppies. Shit, I'm o.k. that you know we love chicken and Bar-B-Ques. Accept it... and move on.]

JURY DUTY: Music News

Beenie b.k.a. "The Braod Street Bully" disses Kanye & Pharell- I have something to say about this. Maybe Beans is salty because he's not gettin any paper. What better way to get attention then dissin those who are gettin paper? I saw Beans standing outside the Laff House on South Street in Philly lookin like a dusty, greasy ass hungry Care Bear about two weeks ago... he's NOT gettin paper right now. Son had old Crowned Fried Chicken stains on his shirt and that scruffy ass imfamous Philly facial hair look. He had the nerve to ask me if I knew who he was. But the real question is... do I really care? Busted and disqusted...

Jury vs. CD's: If you still buy CD's you need to get out of the stone age. It's like buying an 8-track. Advantages: Cheaper, better mix, & hotter songs. I'm not into supporting people who are already rich anyway. Get the hell outta here with that richeous shit about supporting the artist. Do you have to answer to Sallie Mae every month? How about we check your computer for illegal downloads?

Pretty Ricky? Who are these cats? Who supports this? It's not even worth putting on trial.

Adventures in Hollyhood- I clowned it at first, but that show is hilarious! Those guys remind me of some of my homeboys. I give Juicy J his credit. He's really trying to broaden his horizons. My favorite episode is the one with Sugarfoot! Good times!

If you like Scarface, Top Shottas, and Belly... you'll like Cocaine Cowboys. Check it out.

GET YOUR HUSTLE ON

Everybody has a hustle. I thought Sock Man only existed in Atlanta until I was up in Harlem this weekend and peeped Singin Sock Man in front of Footlocker. "You've got feet? I got socks!" lol! And don't forgt about Hustle Man. "CD's, DVD's, Loosies... 5 for a dollar! Best price in town!" And people were actually stopping to get 5 cigaretts for a dollar. Water Ice Lady had the best water ice I've ever had! Better than Italian Water Ices and Rita's... hands down. So my question to you is: What's your Hustle? I'm considering becoming a Pimp/Administrative Assistant for a few of my zesty homeboys. They said it's hard to keep track of all their activity and potentials. Shit, I can do that! I can see it now... my name in neon lights and the opening of my new restaurant: Cocks (Well, Men have Hooters. I wanna see something to... and act like I'm just going for the wings.)

JURY DUTY vs. THE NIGHT SHIFT

I love working overnight but I'm going through a serious Crunk & Disorderly withdraw. I miss all of my peoples that I used to laugh with all day at work: Ninjagirrl, Shaq, CoCo, La Bella, S.K, Leon, Julia, Freshalina, Greg, Blk Grl, Miami Greg, DaReal, LysolSpray, ETS, Q, reen, MsNikki, and everyone else. Ht me up and let me know how you are if you happen to stop by.

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