JURY DURY vs. Dallas Cowboys

Another 2 weeks from today until my NY Giants take on the Dallas Cowgirls. We better win. My homeboy Andre is a big Cowgirls fan and the last thing I need is to hear this shit. I have faith in my team. Hopefully T-Ho and Tony Homo get their penis' stuck in blenders before the game. Nuff said...

Jury Duty: Sports News

-The NY Giants won! ((Yeah, I'm late. But who cares?!?))
-Marion Jones is Example #1 of why not to trust men
-Cleveland Indians beat the Yankees... who cares?
-Did I say the Giants won! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
-Unfortunately, the Cowboys won. Damnit!
-I swear Michael Strahan is (down south version:) some kin (up north version:) related to Mike Tyson- lol!