THE JURY vs. Plaxico Burress

Sometimes people do something so blaightenly donkified that you just know they wish they had magic dust to make their dumbass disappear. Ever since this season started, Plax has been in rare form. He has gotten fined, suspended, and his ass didn't start due to his T.O. cunty-esque behavior. Shooting hisself in the leg had to be the dumbest shit yet. Not only did the news upset me, but this picture to the left, Christmas Story references and all, killed my soul. "You'll shoot your thigh out!" Bittersweet poetry...