8.24.2008

Jury Duty vs. NJ Ninja Vigilanties

Read this article and see the kind of crazy shit goes on here in the wonderful State of New Jersey. I wish they had the video on YouTube of the newscasters reactions after reading the story... classic! lol! Don't these dumbasses realize that they can have all the Chinese Stars, nun chucks, swords, and fake ass Shonobi tactics they want, but a bullet will take out both their asses out faster than you can say Wu-Tang?!

8.19.2008

I'm back!

I was about to quit this bitch, but I decided to come back. I've had some interesting shit happen to me during the past few weeks. 1) An African hit my car and ran. Luckily, the passenger who was in my car is a cop so we chased the African guy down on some bootleg Cops shit, my homeboy jumps out on some citizens arrest shit and tells homeboy to pull over. 2) Last week somebody broke in my car and tried to steal it What a nice welcome back to Newark, huh? 3) The cop guy turned out to be an extremely undercover bi-sexual. I'm considering locking myself inside and only coming out for food and work. I can no longer expose myself to these outside elements and people. At least football will be back on soon! (Go G-men!)