JURY DUTY: Fiercest Diva of the Year Award

Goes to NONE OTHER than Andre J! HowYOUdoin?!? Somebody hand me my glowsticks because since the first day shim graced my presence - my life hasn't been the same! I only strive to be as fierce & graceful as shim. Diva Status, chyle! Plus, he/she's a Newark, NJ native which only makes shim even more fierce in my book. Werk, it! Werk it, Andre J!! You'll always be my #1.

JURY DUTY: Donkey of the Year Award

Goes to... Plaxico Burress! He hit donkey status after the shooting hisself in the club. (see previous post) Just the other day, police raided his house and found MORE guns and MORE evidence. How stupid can you be? You had all the time in the world to make moves and you sat still like a duck. For all this he gets THE 2008 Donkey Award. Shout out to last years winner, The Stupid Liquor Store Robber. Pour out a little liquor. You'll be forever in our memories.

THE JURY vs. Plaxico Burress

Sometimes people do something so blaightenly donkified that you just know they wish they had magic dust to make their dumbass disappear. Ever since this season started, Plax has been in rare form. He has gotten fined, suspended, and his ass didn't start due to his T.O. cunty-esque behavior. Shooting hisself in the leg had to be the dumbest shit yet. Not only did the news upset me, but this picture to the left, Christmas Story references and all, killed my soul. "You'll shoot your thigh out!" Bittersweet poetry...